Trump-It E-Liquid Shortfill 50ml
Make America Grape Again
This is your moment, your opportunity to Make America Grape Again… and we can do this together. With a smooth, grape-flavour packed e-liquid that offers a great vape, so great, big clouds and a smooth 70% VG base. That’s right people… 70%… this is pure cloud fuel, your cloud fuel… the stuff you vape in your dreams, it’s so great. So whether you’re running for President or simply trying to make ends meet as my administration takes care of all the boring paperwork for you. This is your e-liquid, it belongs to you.
Of course I don’t mean it literally belongs to you, it belongs to me… but I’m telling you this because I’m smart. Smarter than the politicians, smarter than you, because I’m a winner… and you need a winner. Believe me when I say… this is the best e-liquid… the BEST e-liquid.
Crammed with Raspberry, Strawberry, Blue Raspberry & Bubblegum, this 70% vegetable glycer…. glyco… VG blend is a truly delicious e-liquid that gives flavour so bigly. I love berries, let me tell you. They’re my favourite. That’s not fake. That’s real, so great.
Beauty Queen Melonia
The greatest compliment to my first lady – she’s not actually my first… it’s just her job description. America First. Notes of Strawberry & Raspberry accompany a powerful and sweet Watermelon in a 70% VG blend that’s 100% classy. My watermelon Beauty Queen will make your mouth water.
I don’t know Poot’n. I’ve never met Poot’n. I‘ve never been to Russia. Maybe once. Let me tell you. I created this unbelievable e-liquid to help build a bond with Mr Poot’n – this one’s for you Vladimir. Big Banana clouds with a truly scrumptious biscuit base and just a hint of peanut butter, this 70 VG e-liquid is the ideal accompaniment to an evening of locker room talk with my favourite bare chested comrade.